Sunday, May 26, 2013

Tamara K., consulting detective...

A French soldier is attacked with knife from behind while patrolling in whatever it is one calls the 'hood in gay Paree by a "possibly North African" guy in a white "Arab-style" tunic. The Frog government was swift in its Clouseau impersonation:
Interior Minister Manuel Valls noted the similarity in an interview on France 2 TV saying the attacker was clearly trying to murder his victim, but he added that it was too early to offer any theories.
Really? 'Cause I have a theory if you need one: He was stressed out because of his impending deployment to Afghanistan and as a result, he lashed out in an act of workplace violence... No, wait, that was the guy at Fort Hood...Never mind.

Wellll, maybe it was... you know... the "t-word".

Incidentally, as one might expect, France is much more fashionable than us in the Terror Alert Color Code department, having jumped from Alert Level Mauve clean past Alert Level Puce and straight to
"red, reinforced", one step down from "scarlet", which is only activated in case of a serious and confirmed attack.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's not the 'hood but the business district (La Defense) with CAC40 headquarters all over the place.

There are no cops, let alone soldiers in the 'hood. We've relinquished control of the hoods to local drug pushers (just like the favelas, minus the BOPE).

Calimero

mongo78 said...

"red, reinforced", one step down from "scarlet", which is only activated in case of a serious and confirmed attack.

Next is "White for Surrender", followed by "Yellow for Collaborate".

Anonymous said...

Why can't we all just be celadon, or at worst ecru.

NAVIGATOR said...

TRY ARRONDISSEMENT OR QUARTIER

AS FRENCH FOR NEIGHBORHOOD

Critter said...

"lilac" for "intense, suspicious ennui".

Angus McThag said...

Has England updated from miffed to quite cross yet?

Old NFO said...

France, Britain, Sweden, ALL of Europe are circling the toilet faster and faster...

Jess said...

Ya think? Stabbed in the neck by some asshole? Too early to assume anything?

Dumbasses come in many flavors, but France is the Basking Robbins of dumbasses.

Jess said...

...I meant Baskin Robbins. I must have been thinking of whales.

MAJMike said...

Its swift reasoning like that that opened the for masses of German tourists in 1870, 1914, and 1940

Kristophr said...

You will know that they have gone to Code Magenta when they cut down the trees on the Champs-Élysées, so the Islamics can march in the sun during their victory parade.

Ed Foster said...

I know a fair number of French citizens, all politically conservative and very pro-American. Also rural, self-sufficient, and as filled with contempt for their government as anybody commenting in today's post. They are brutally taxed and also very well armed. That pot is definitely simmering.

Did you know that if you buy a .22rf rifle within Paris city limits you have to shell out an extra 15 Euro for a silencer, so you don't bother the neighbors when you're plinking in the back yard? It ain't New York.

Estimates on full auto weapons left over from WWII and kept oiled and hidden under the floorboards run about 2.5 million, give or take the odd hundred thousand or so. Again, almost entirely among the rural and small town folks.

Like America, France is two countries, one urban and the other small town/rural. The urban areas are pretty safe if they're French neighborhoods, as the French cops simply beat the crap out of troublemakers who wander into a "good" arrondisment each and every time they get a chance. So if you're in a safe area, it's safe indeed.

Most Moslems live in satellite cities a few klicks out of town, where Sharia is the law and screwing around with other locals gets you dead.

The problem is in the comparatively few mixed urban areas, and along the edges of the banlieues (external ghettos). Which is where the unfortunate French soldier was when he got stuck.

Most French distinguish between educated Maghrebis from North Africa, who assimilate quite easily (think Isabelle Adjani, Edith Piaf, Dany Boon) and the (forgive the bad pun) Riff-Raf who have been on welfare for the last two or three generations.

Oddly enough, most educated, wine drinking French Moslems send their kids to Catholic schools, as they are the only private schools available in most of France. Public sghools aren't an option, as the ones filled with lower caste Moslems suck, and the schools with few Moslems treat the ones they have like dirt.

The French government is the only thing keeping three quarters of the French population from going into the banlieues and making them look like Srebrenitca after the Serb army wandered through.

Anonymous said...

The Dutch have gone to DEFCON Tulip.

Gerry
+1 to Ed Foster

JimB said...

Ed I hope you're right about France. Somethings got to give and it won't be nice.

Anonymous said...

"... if you buy a .22lr rifle ... you have to.shell out another 15 euro for a silencer so you don't bother the neighbors ... "

Talk about COMMON SENSE gun laws!


-anfo