Monday, June 01, 2015

Automotif XC...

1988...

After the long, dark years of Mustang IIs, wheezy Corvettes, performance packages on the Chevy Citation, and lardy 301c.i.d smog motor Trans Ams that couldn't pull a greased string out of a cat's ass, the mid-1980s saw a renaissance of Detroit performance.

The C4 'Vette was strong. Tuned-port IROCs and H.O. Mustangs were incredible bang for the buck. The Chrysler guys were bolting intercooled turbos on everything in the company lineup. And Buick... once-stodgy Buick ...was showing its taillights to most everybody in the mid-'80s with a mid-size two-door stuffed full of turbocharged 3.8L V-6 cranking out *mumblesomethingbutlessthanaCorvettehonest* horsepower.

Alas, the two-door G-body on which the Regal was based made the go-aways after the '87 model year. But surely there was still hope, right? Because Buick wouldn't let all that performance experience go to waste, yeah? And there were rumors of a two-seater car coming...

Double alas, the Reatta turned out to be a plush-bottomed front-wheel-drive boulevardier plagued by QC issues and with dull-as-dishwater driving characteristics. And they wanted a mint for the things, too. They sank without a ripple after three model years; not even the last minute introduction of a convertible model like the one in the picture could help. I guess everybody should have been suspicious of a GM car allegedly built at a "craft center".
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